Expressive Short Timer Responses

You have our sympathy
What a shame
I'll get right on that
Might I suggest someone who could help you
But who's counting
Not that it matters
Gee, I'd love to help you with that, but...
Not a problem
That's the last time I'll ever have to...
So what are they gonna do? Fire me?
You know, Paris and Rome in the summer are nice.
I hear the beach isnt crowded on the week days.